At about 3:45 this afternoon, I remembered that I was supposed to be babysitting at 4:00.
Thank the Lord for my fast genes, from whichever side of the family they come from. I was ready to go in aproximately four minutes and twenty-seven seconds, and that includes the fries.

I hope that everybody watches the Olympics. You must got to Johnny Weir online because he is beautiful and a very good skater, even though he came in fifth. And then stormed from the building.
Can anybody spell 'Prima donna'?
Puh-leeze, pretty boy. Although I will admit, it does take a very brave man to wear a skating costume that flutters...