Tuesday, August 29, 2006

My eyes are so bleary right now, I can hardly read to save my life.
Now, you may wonder why I can see the letters on the keyboard and type and all that. I often do myself.
I guess I'm just special that way.

During dinner tonight, I was telling mom how I didn't mind the patented Guys Stubble on my head. "I honestly really truly without a doubt don't mind it," I said, "but fuchen, no amount of conditioner will soften it."
For some reason, this sent mum into gales of hysterical laughter, but I can't figure out why. Perhaps that wine was more potent than we realized.

And right after dinner, my youngest brother came down from his shower wearing a navy-blue bathrobe, a Darth Vader voice-changer mask (rather tilted), and carrying Yoda's lightsaber: Midget Darth Vader Home from cocktail Party.
"Loooke, baby, believe me, I am totally-HIC!-you father."

9 comments:

Alison said...

You are SOOO special, man. And have you tried deep-conditioning or hot oil treatments?


love

Anonymous said...

I DO believe you. Keep Mom's wine glass full and your brother is enough to keep everyone in stitches.

Me said...

If that was a comment about my acne, I'll probably smack you next chance I get.
And I have no idea who nannao is, but I agree with you whole hartedly. Mum's wine glass should be kept full, if only because I reeeeally like it...

Alison said...

whaaat?

if you were talking to me, that was a comment about conditioning your head.

:p

Me said...

Ahhh...
No conditioning or deep-oil treatments. Not contiously, at least...

Me said...

I mean, deep conditioning and hot-oil trearments. That was very not on purpous.

Anonymous said...

What's this Joan of Ark thing?
Polly T.

Anonymous said...

Oh, you're Ally! Okay, I couldn't tell from the teeny-weeny picture who it was. Okay, now I know who nosila is.

Anonymous said...

Lol.....Hi Polly, it's Kel too. xP This is a reunion...Haha!
Kelly