Ways I Am Like a Pregnant Woman:
1. Cravings.
2. Morning Sickness.
3. This nausea medication for pregnant women to prevent morning sickness.
4. Pregnancy tests with my blood (like I am so going to run out and have promiscuous sex in the middle of my cancer treatments, people).
5. An Ultrasound (but don't worry, it was one of my heart, so that's okay).
By brother is OUT IN THE WOODS AGAIN, so my other brother and my dad are out looking for him. At night. After Five. In the woods.
Not only did my darling go out without a walkie-talkie again, not only has he been out since lunch, but he also left his water bottle.
Is my brother a genius or what?
5 comments:
Your brother is silly.
Hahaha you having crazy promiscuous sex. Hahahaha.
I heart you.
Alison
Haha, that's funny! =D What are we going to do with you, Miss Effluent...
How is your brother???? OMGoodness, I hope he comes home soon....*sniffles*
Kel
Laura! Congratulations? Who's the father?
Hopefully Eamon didn't have permanent damage from lack of water (like, he can't talk anymore???:-D)?
Polly
Haha Polly ^^ You're so funny! I have to ask too, who's the father??? =D
Kelly
I won't know for a while, there are so darn many of them...
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