I arose yesterday morning and was on the point of making breakfast, when I opened the fridge, and--!!!!!
Tragedy! Disaster! O, woe! O, misfortune! O, despair! What exigency!
NO BUTTER!!!
I hadn't really considered my dependence on butter. To me, it seemed rather nonexistant. I mean, no butter? Please! I can so deal, people! It isn't like I've never been deprived before, wretched child that I am.
But little did I know: no butter = No french toast, no scrambled eggs, no fried-egg sandwich, no toad-in-the-hole, no grilled cheese... I know I sound like I'm whining, but NO BUTTER! O, calamity! REALLY.
It's like running out of Coffee or Hot Water--You don't do a thing like that.
But we all had this enourmous breakfast this morning, and a long walk, and it is a gorgeous day, and maybe this whole unnatural-daylight-savings-time thing is working...
6 comments:
life without butter is a life i don't want to live. i have a stick in my dorm room fridge..just in case.
No butter? NO BUTTER? NO BUTTER?!?!?!?!? I'm the same as nosila. I don't want to live without butter. I have goosebumps just thinking about it....
THATS what Robin should carry in the batmobile! BUTTER!
"Holy organic fats, Batman!"
You can't make a grilled cheese without butter. I also learned that the hard way...
Actually, I find a good Balsamic vinegar helps.
olive oil wins with grilled cheeses. as well as a little parmesan, basil and tomato. great. now i'm hungry. and without any of the grilled cheese components. THANKS A LOT.
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