Monday, August 27, 2007

Dear person or persons whom I have irrevocably failed and/or disappointed,

Facebook is evil. Pure, unadulterated evil.
I really did try to sign up. I really did. My very best. You won't hate me forever, will you?
See, it just rejected me. I think it's because I'm a confessed member of Autodidacts Anonymous. They just hate homeschoolers. The System is trying to bring me down!...In fact, it's succeeding!
Facebook is evil. That is just all there is to it.

With too many apologies,

Me

3 comments:

Alison said...

so do you need help with this, dear? because i'm pretty sure fb is open to everyone now..

:D

love you

Anonymous said...

Well... According to facebook, you are a member! I invited you, and your name and e-mail popped up, so I friended you.
-Polly-

Me said...

Yes, but that only happened because I'm now enrolled in Wakefield High School for Young Ladies in Wakefield, England:) There's just part of me that loves milking the system.