We are re-tiling our kitchen counters.

Well, maybe not re-tiling. Re-tiling implies that they have been tiled before. These counters have always been mind-numbingly dull and extremely uninspiring and VERY VERY BEIGE Formica (with Colonial Blue floral-patterned tile back splash).

But now their Reign of Mass Revulsion is at an end. Soon we shall have relief!

We are 'forcefully re-clothing' our counters.

Forcefully.

With force.

And lots of screwdrivers.