Now, dear readers, let me ask you a question: Do any of you listen to NPR?

Really? Wow. More of you than I thought. Anyway...

There is a food show on the air,
the Splendid Table is it's name,
that records for all who'd hear
any food-words of great fame

Lynne Rossetto-Kasper hosts
this hour-long delight,
and MY MUM you'll hear this weekend (!!!)
if you listen, which you might.

So cast aside this dreadful verse!
Don't "listen" to my "pen"!
Remember: Sunday, 91.5
at twelve o'clock P.M.